| TANG (tm) | Vodka |
| Country Time Lemonade | Whiskey |
| More Mountain Dew! | Water |
| Peach Schnapps | Ammonia |
| Orange Juice | Urine (human or otherwise) |
| Midori | Irish Cream |
| Strawberry Carnation Instant Breakfast | |
| Seagrams Seven |
Foods that do/don't mix with Mountain Dew
| Pizza | Haggas |
| Pretzels | Liver and Onions |
| Any Hostess Product | Monkey Entrails |
| Burritos | Ebola Virus |
| Tater Tots | Anything Jenny Craig |
| Pretzels | Chocolate Ice Cream |
